A good chunk of people here at Barstool are enjoying Victory Monday today. But for those of us taking another Defeat Monday directly to the face, let's steer into that skid of pain by watching a bunch of fucking lunatics inflict pain upon themselves. To be honest, I didn't know if this would make me feel better. But all my anger about the Giants struggles on offense disappeared when Steve-O took that frozen rope directly to his dick. Is it crude and stupid? Of course. But so is being a sports fan if you think about it, so thanks to these crazy motherfuckers for making everything feel better by making themselves feel worse.
We're on to Dallas.