Alright. It’s Friday afternoon and there’s a 150% chance you’re getting snot slinging drunk in a few hours. Totally fine. In fact, it’s encouraged. Summer has (un)officially started and if you’re not out there getting drunk then you’re doing it wrong. Quick PSA though: Don’t get knocked unconscious via bitch slap like that guy did. Avoid a situation like that at all costs. Especially when the guy is 400x bigger than you, has the power to rattle your brain with a simple swipe and is a bouncer. That’s it. That’s all the advice I have for you. Anything else goes.