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MEOW!!! Nice to see Vanessa is already getting into the Halloween spirit! Good to see she has time to dress up because she CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP Twerking all faces off!
VANESSA DA GODDESS!!! WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!! ESPECIALLY TO THE WAP!!! What a queen that Vanessa sure is! Good for her to be expressing herself via Twerk on TikTok, the 'gram, and even out the car window!!! In the middle of a global pandemic, no less! Down with Covid-19! Up with dancing and loving life! Go Vanessa go!
VANESSA BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy for me, please! He STINKS at PAGEVIEWS so I need to do his job for him! Tell him that!
BACK TO VANESSA!!!
Thank you, Vanessa! Thank you!