Melvin Gordon's Dick And Balls Have Entered Concussion Protocol


Oh no. Melvin, I am so sorry. We've seen so many hurdles this season in the NFL. It's seems like there's one a game now. But sometimes they go wrong, and now our dear pal Melvin Gordon's twig and berries has entered concussion protocol. They don't know where they are right now. Poor guys. But them's the breaks of going for the hurdle. Sometimes you'll get an extra few yards, sometimes your nuts will end up smashed like a Christmas almond. Quite a gamble, and Melvin lost this one.

And not for nothing, they had a pretty good shot to do a 3D there, just didn't have the timing down yet. It'll happen eventually though. I've never been so sure of it. An in-game 3D is going to happen.