In all honesty, I dont find this story all that interesting but I know one thing. If you miss the chance to make a tuber pun in a headline, you wont get another swing at it for a long time. You wanna impress me, Goldsmith? Art with carrots wont do it. You dump a track full of parsnips on the pavement and I would be ALL IN. It is fall after all. Parsnips are Autumns' carrots. Thats not my opinion. That's the opinion of the Farmers Almanac. Anyway, heres a documentary about the crabs migrating across Christmas Island.