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Rory Looking Jacked As Fuck While Drunkenly Partying After The Ryder Cup

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So Rory is just running up the score at this point, right?  Like we’ve gone over it a million times about the golf season he just had, where he’s at currently in his career and the chicks he’s been slaying.  But then he goes and does this.  Just like, “Oh, hey lets take a picture after crushing the Americans in the Ryder Cup.  First let me take off my shirt, put on a wig and show off my 10 pack.”  At this rate, by November there won’t be a hot chick on the planet Rory hasn’t fucked.  #RorysWorld


This was a funny response to him popping the bottle of champagne early.  Can you even imagine Tiger Woods tweeting or saying something like that?  I hate to compare Tiger to Rory but it’s inevitable.  Tiger hated the media and kept everything quiet (ya know, until porn stars and Thanksgiving).  Rory just doesn’t give a fuck and that’s what I like about him.


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So here we are. I’m back to having a giant man crush on Rory now that the Ryder Cup is over. It feels right. This is how I felt most of last week.