BREAKING: The Titans Had 3 Players And 5 Personnel Members Test Positive For COVID-19, Resulting In Both The Titans And Vikings Suspending In-Person Activities Effective Immediately

Welp, here we go. After three weeks of minimal corona impact on the NFL along with everything running smoothly in the NBA and NHL bubbles as well as baseball appearing to get its shit together, we have two teams shutting down in person activities after the Titans get hit with 8 cases. I have no clue what the fuck this means for this week's Titans-Steelers or Vikings-Texans games along with the Jenga tower that is the NFL schedule since you can't just play 7 inning doubleheaders to make up football games. But it can't be a good thing. Hopefully the spread is contained, everyone gets through it as healthy as possible, and everything stays as normal as possible. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go watch countless people on Twitter criticize the NFL for not putting a zillion football players and team employees into a bubble for what should serve as the perfect appetizer for what will likely be a wild night on Twitter. Awesome. 

I'm going back to bed. See you guys tomorrow.