Live look at me seeing those shoes for the first time:
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! To be the man, not only do you gotta beat the man but you gotta have that Ric Flair drip on your ankles. My word. I don't know what the Barstool Sportsbook has for Dame Lillard MVP odds for next season, but I am ready to responsibly bet on whatever line they give me. Because if the old saying Look Good, Feel Good, Play Good holds true, Dame is going to put up the first ever quadruple double season in NBA history on his way to winning his first NBA title.
I know that may seem extreme. But who are you going to want to bet on come Opening Night? The guy that arrived looking like some geek with torn jeans and fake glasses or a stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' and dealin' son of a gun rocking a Ric Flair robe and Adidas shoes as this song plays in the background?
If you don't like it, learn to love it. Diamonds are forever and so is Dame Lillard getting buckets. #W0000000000000000 (Those are zeroes for the marketing push, Dame. I'll take a pair of those shoes in size 13 as my payment for this intellectual property).