Pillboxes Just Aren't What They Used To Be

A pillbox used to be a place you'd hide with a few pals to do some machine gun goofin. Not anymore thanks to the VA.

You cannot call this box with pills inside a pill robot and get away with it, not on my watch. If you put this thing in front of former guest of the show Woody Williams he would make this his 8th destroyed pillbox, no doubt about it. Not to mention, we can't even be sure this is an actual machine. It probably has three small people inside just counting pills out to make it seem like the VA isn't stuck in 1965. 

Just because, here is a real picture of this dorky "pill robot" being destroyed by a Sherman tank with a flamethrower in WWII. Beautiful.