Chicks LOVE Duck Calls And There's Just No Two Ways About It

Look at this guy... just dripping sex appeal.  You can tell that all of the girls in the surrounding area are impressed by his commitment to the game.  They can tell he is about to go nuts this Saturday and have the best opener he's ever had.  He may not even miss a single bird, the dude is locked in.  Its a primal instinct, like hearing the cavemen planning their attack the next day on a Mammoth.  This guy is going to have a blind loaded up with more females than the Big Pimpin video and he deserves it.

On a similar note, I feel like I need to invent an app where guys like this can meet the girl of their dreams, aka girls who shoot like this...

Imagine that type of a couple?  I'm envisioning an app that just breeds the next generation of Chris Kyle's for Mallards and re-shaping the hunting game forever.  Time to make some calls to the big-tech geeks...