Silly Football: NFL week 3
Yo, we back for week 3chi- LETS GET SILLY.
Thursday 8:20pm
Dolphins vs. Jaguars
Fitzpatrick and Minshew went back and forth this week regarding Mustaches vs Beards. Fitzpatrick said guys with mustaches have patchy sides and Minshew retorted by calling Fitzpatrick old. I have come to a new conclusion that Fitzpatrick is a wizard and that's what's up with the whole beard and Harvard intelligence thing with the resulting Fitzmagic. Jaguars are wearing teal to seal the deal but I feel like Fitzmagic is going to come out or the Dolphins are going tua different option at the position.
Sunday 1pm
49ers vs Giants
Rihanna once said "Hey Mr DJ Saquan wont e play. Mr. DJ can you turn the offense up". Daniel Jones (DJ) may have to make more plays on offense but with Nick Bosa finally taking a knee, Jones may be poised to get their first win which woulda caused Giants fans to make the MetLife turf even stickier but they cannot cum to the field due to the pandemic.
Football Team vs Browns
Browns looked a lot better against Cincinnati mostly thanks to first Half Chubb who helped get hard momentum going for the browns. Odell showed up on the scorecard for game number 2 of the season which isn't surprising. They may not be called the redskins anymore but they still Haskins in the game. After all their defense could do against the cardinals was Chase Young Qb Kyler Murray hopefully they have better luck with the Hunt in the backfield in Cleveland.
Bengals vs Eagles
This would be a great first win for Burrow who has been as a rookie playing to the standard Wentz should be playing being in the league for 5 year, It wouldn't Hurts to get Jalen involved... Im not gonna force this one I just hope Burrow gets his first win.
Raiders vs Patriots
Gruden commented that "Slam" Newton is a power forward playing QB- Belicheck looked rougher than usual after the typical early season loss for the Patriots which is concerning. Raiders are undefeated and Gruden is dancing- I could see Gruden's full court press game planning for Cam Newton pay off.
Bears vs Falcons
Trubisky is dangerous in the 4th quarter- Falcons are purposefully losing games in the 4th quarter- Match made in heaven.
Rams vs Bills
This is the only 2 undefeated teams playing in the early time slot. I would like to point out both head coaches have the same first 6 letters Sean Mc- and both starting Quarterbacks first names start with J. Also both Qbs are big PMT guys. This game is in Buffalo and tbh I do not see Sean Mcvay doing well in Buffalo from a organizational standpoint. Imagine McVay reacting to a dildo on the field?
Texans vs Steelers
Big Ben in the first two weeks has shown that the porn addiction injury to his elbow has fully healed. TJ Watt will become a father due to the Houston's Oline's being playing so badly the Qb will be Deshaun Watt's son. The whole game is going to be a subway commercial btw.
Titans vs Vikings
Rooting for the Vikings just to see PFT get a Creed(the band) Lyric tattoo.
Sunday 4:05pm
Panthers vs Chargers
The Chargers really got deflated in many ways after the Chiefs beat them. Giving Patrick Mahomes the ball in overtime just seems like malpractice to me on account of the coaching staff. Mccaffrey is out with ankle sprain.
Jets vs Colts
Jets may be worse than the Vikings- Colts may be good they havent played enough people to know.
Sunday 4:25pm
Cowboys vs Seahawks
Ezekiel Elliot is always yelling feed me but I dont know if he wants what Russel Wilson wants to cook.
Lions Vs Cardinals
In my opinion Kyler Murray runs like a soccer player. He is very good though.
Buccaneers vs Broncos
The GOAT vs the BOAT pt 2.
Sunday 8:20pm
Packers vs Saints
If Drew Brees doesn't show his age this will be a awesome game. Just hope for more Jameis Winston sideline shots.
Monday 8:15pm
Chiefs vs Ravens
AFC Championship preview.
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