I’m Not Positive Doctors Are Allowed To Be This Horny

This video absolutely took me aback. Does getting your spine cracked like a tectonic plate during a 8.6 feel good? You Betcha. The crackee is ALWAYS allowed to let out a moan. In fact, they should offer you your money back if you don’t audibly gasp for breath searching for air to fill the void that just left your testicles. As the old saying goes, Cum out. Air in.

BUT, the chiropractor can’t moan too. He can’t be giving a Tommy smokesesq AMSR erotica track right there in his witch-doctory office. He can’t place his hand gently on the small of your back/upper ass and sensually release his wind as well. It just cannot happen. 

That’s why I don’t go to a chiropractor. I don’t want some lady fucking grooling her panties because my arthritic back finally lets loose of the tension like mom did the morning after dad raised his voice a lot and scared us because he had too much whiskey. Sure, my back sounds like a bag of pop rocks was placed in someone’s mouth after removing their retainer but that doesn’t give you the right to cum on me or my ever present therapy dog named roger. I’m the patient, not your sultry little minx and he’s a puppy in training, damnit! I will NOT say it again, madam. Good day. I SAID GOOD DAY!