Browns Coaching Legend Hue Jackson Recites WAP Lyrics on Cameo

Gotta love ole Hue for this. Wait. I have something to say about the name Hue. My actual name is Matthew and for my entire childhood people called me Matt. It’s an obvious choice but it sounds like a child’s name. Fortunately, only my mother and wife call me Matthew now. If that weren’t the case, I’d go with Hew. That’s an ADULT’S NAME. I’m a man! I’m nearly 40! 

Anyway, we look at coaches like Hue Jackson and his 3-76 record or whatever and think, this guy is a LOSER. In actuality, he’s a multi millionaire who is retired early in life, makes silly cameos, and donates the money to anti human trafficking organizations.

If that doesn’t make your pussy wet, my friends, nothing will. Call your pussy “Texas brisket.” Dry rub.