[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]
Welp, she IS the one asking! And by all accounts...YUP! I, CBS, am no farmhand but everything looks hooked up in the right place! Hopefully Jessica doesn't get uncomfortable in that dungaree onesie! But good for her for trying out new fashion trends, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less! Down with Covid-19! Up with living the high life like Jessica! Go Jessica go!
JESS BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy and let him know I'm still getting all his PAGEVIEWS for him!
BACK TO JESSICA!!!
GO JESS GO! GO JESS GO! GO JESS GO!