So since the Iowa Professional Baseball team isn’t going to the MLB playoffs this year I always like watching the celebrations of other teams that win their divisions and celebrate like maniacs. Few things are better than watching a bunch of grown men spray beer and champagne all over each other in celebration. I wish there were more moments like that for people in real life. I really do. Average Joes don’t get the chance to have a plastic-lined room and endless bottles of beer simply to spray everywhere very often. We need more of them. Somebody at your offices gets a promotion? Go nuts. A guy finally sleeps with the hot chick in the office? Go crazy. Barstool Iowa inexplicably becomes a thing? Pop bottles. I’m for anything that leads to spraying champagne and beer all over the place. And Puig opening two beers with his teeth was a pro move. Yeah I know they’re twist off bottles but whatever. Still a solid move.