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Brian Windhorst Wants To Ban Children From NBA Postgame Press Conferences Because They Slow Down His Super Important Job

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OH MY GOD, NOT THOSE CUTE ADORABLE KIDS SITTING ON THEIR PARENT’S LAP! WILL ANYONE THINK OF THE WHITE STUFFY REPORTERS WHO HAVE A DEADLINE?!?!?!

 

 

Jesus Christ guys, of all the turd in the punchbowl things one can think of this has to take the cake. I mean yes, technically I understand that an adorable little child may slow down your job by a second or two but give me a fucking break. These are all canned bullshit answers anyway. At the end of the day people want to be entertained. So what’s more entertaining, Steph Curry saying “my team played hard and that’s just playoff basketball and we have to make more shots” then you typing that into your computer so some old asshole can read it in his morning paper or PJ Rose giving the world prep school face?

 

 

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Because I and I think every other NBA fan/person with a heart in their chest will take the latter. Maybe for once stop pretending you’re a brain surgeon saving lives and realize this is all not real, well not all of it, because the child parent thing is real but everything else isn’t. It’s fucking sports man, lighten up, we know the postgame media room buffet is getting cold but no one else besides the 20 or so self important reporters care.

 

 

 

 

Just the thought of Brian Windhorst looking at this picture and getting irrationally angry is so awesome. Soak it in Bri-Bri. Bet if Lebron brought his 3 children up to the podium you’d be singing a different tune.

 

 

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