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A Tradition Like No Other - Colts Lose Their Season Opener For The 7th Year In A Row

I should've seen this coming. We haven't won a season opener since 2013, we haven't won in Jacksonville since 2014, I really trusted my heart over my gut today. There were so many fucking miscues in this game that I don't even know where to begin.

Say what you want but Philip Rivers played a lot better than everyone expected. He was 36/46 but still threw 2 stupid interceptions that drained our momentum throughout the game. T.Y Hilton dropped 2 CRUCIAL CATCHES in the last drive, Rodrigo Blankenship missed a field goal, the run game turned into an absolute shitshow after Marlon Mack got hurt early on, the dominios kept falling. Jonathan Taylor was NOT utilized at all! He should've been in on 4th and 1 at the goal line, why the fuck was Nyheim Hines in that play?? 

Not to mention the defense played like shit! Absolute shit. We made Gardner Minshew look like fucking Tim Tebow in his prime! 3 TD's, 19/20, 173 yards?? What the fuck is Lamar Jackson going to do to us when we play the Ravens in a few months?? I was waiting all game for Darius to make a game changing strip or interception! Absolutely unbelieve how bad the defense was. 

Next week we got the Vikings who just lost to the Packers. If there's one thing the Colts are known for, it's that they can ball out against non conference teams but will lose to a divisional opponent. With that being said, the Colts will have to wait till next week to get their first win. As always, go horse.