Eagles -6.5 @ Football Team - o/u 42
Look, for better or worse (mostly worse) I know the Birds. And I'm not gonna lie, not too comfortable taking the Birds at -6 (down from -6.5). Yes, I still think they win, but with the injuries (Lane Johnson and Miles Sanders now out) as well as the Ron Rivera factor that The Washington Football Team will actually be a football team, I'm just not comfortable. Rookie Jack friggin' Driscoll is starting at RT. The OL is already having issues and merciful heavens when LT Jason Peters excuses himself from the game for the equivalent 2+ quarters. Again, still think they win, but just not comfortable at -6. Over should hit with a game like 24-20, but I wouldn't hammer that, either.
PROP MASTER FLEX FOR THE EAGLES GAME
Terry McClaurin OVER 63.5 Receiving Yards: -110, OVER 4.5 receptions: -126
Eagles defensive front is going to be one mean green wife slaying machine (in some cases, literally). The Washington Football Team would be considered first class DUMB DUMBS if they don't pass the ball 100% of the time. And Terry is due for a big one. Last season every #1 receiver had an absolute field day on the Eagles. If healthy the entire game, this may be a big daddy spankage.
Zach Ertz OVER 5.5 Receptions: +102
Every time Zach Ertz faces the Washington Football Team, he has no less than 73 catches. Seriously. Those are the facts. He may only have 42 yards on those 73 catches, but facts stay facts.
BIG MONEY HONEY: DeSean Jackson TD: +200 (MEGA MONEY HONEY: 2 TD +1200)
DJax goes balls out, hammer dick first vs. his former teams. Did so when he used to play the Eagles, and last year when he caught not one, but TWO TD's for over 50 yards vs. The Washington Football Team on opening day. Expect some bombs ahoy in his direction. 2 TD's is +1200 if you really wanna lay some spank down.
TICKLE THE FANCY: Other Player Props Across The League
I play Daily Fantasy Football. Cool beans, right? Wrong. Nobody gives a fuck, which is apparent by how we're not W-A-C-K-Y enough to officially contribute to the medium at Barstool Sports. However, daily Fantasy knowledge does translate over to prop bet GOLD in certain situations. Here are some thoughts:
EVERY RAHEEM MOSERT PROP IF SF AREA AQI IS ABOVE 150: OVER 58.5 RUSHING YARDS - 110, 1 TD -105, 2 TD's +550, 3 TD's (GASP ME MATEYS) +3600
Now, what in the holy fuck does "If SF Area AQI Is Above 150" mean? AQI has to do with oxygen level air quality. You know, wildfires be a firing in CA right now. So why does that matter? Well, 49ers RB Tevin Coleman is expected to be heavily involved in the Niners offense - HOWEVA - he suffers from Sickle Cell Anemia, which could drastically affect his workload if oxygen is limited in the air. The 49ers are keeping a close eye on the AQI to the point where Kyle Shanahan told the media that if the AQI was above 150 on game day, the team and Coleman would discuss his playing status. It’s not an “automatic no,” per reports, but it would be discussed.
As of 10:03 AM EST the AQI in SF is 163 (UPDATE: 162 at noon est). SF vs. Ari play out at 4:05 EST, which sucks for decision making (specifically Fantasy), but it's something to keep an eye on if it hovers above 150 or drops hard below.
DJ Moore OVER 65.5 Receiving Yards: -110
Dude balled out every game with Kyle Allen throwing his way. Teddy Bridgewater may make DJ Moore into a deity.
Keenan Allen OVER 55.5 Receiving Yards: -112
KEENAN. ALLEN. SLAYS. And Tyrod Taylor is an adequate QB. Great? Of course not. But he can make some plays, and most importantly, get the ball from point A to point Keenan for 20 targets a game. 55.5 yards is a delightful of a bet as a Full Moon that Keenan for some reason received while in the Barstool office.
Now go get 'em. Good luck out there boyos.