If you ever have sat back and wondered what was in a random fish's stomach, I have extremely positive news for you, its time for your curiosity's itch to get vigorously scratched. You never know what's in Pandora's box until you open it, and I'm going wrist deep in that W.A.P. (Wet Ass stomachPouch) to bring you the answers that you so desperately need. Are they all going to be full of perfectly preserved prey that blow your mind? Maybe or maybe not, but that is the fun of it. Every fish that gets brought into the dock is like a little Christmas present that you get to unwrap! Just like our fearless leader (who is singlehandedly taking Penn stock from 4 dollars at the beginning of the Pandemic to triple digits by the end of it,) has pioneered in his Pizza Reviews, the random things that occur while reviewing can capture the imagination of the nation. Maybe if we swap out Marinara sauce for stomach acid and bile, the same will hold true! There is only one way to find out and there is only one man weird/dumb enough to make it happen and unfortunately for my hand and nose, it is me... maybe save it for after Lunch though. They will be posted on the Barstool Outdoors Instagram every Monday going forward so follow there to see it first!
In the meantime, go download the Barstool Sportsbook and win some money while Penn stock FLIES THROUGH THE ROOF.