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UFC Fighter Jalin "The Tarantula" Turner Just Weighed In With An Actual Fucking Tarantula In His Hand

NOOOOOOOOOOPE! NO THANKS! PLEASE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE, SIR!

I'm not sure if I've talked about this on the blog before, but bugs (mainly spiders/cockroaches) are easily my biggest fear in life. I know that makes me a pussy, you can take my man card or whatever, but I just DO NOT fuck with the creepy crawlies.

No movie has ever scared me quite like the original 'Jumangi' did because of the giant spider scene, I was practically afraid to play with my almost-too-realistic 'Man-Spider' action figure, and don't even get me started on this scene from 'Home Alone'....

ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE FUEL!!!

So yeah, this weigh-in doesn't impress me personally - it just freaks me out. That may have be Jalin's goal, I suppose. I sorta wish he missed by like 0.1lbs and had to put the spider down tho.