Wake Up With Earl Weaver's Legendary 'You're Here To Fuck Us' Rant And Ejection

You're here for one goddamn specific reason.

What's that Earl?

TO FUCK US. 

God bless Earl Weaver man. There was no one better at arguing than Weaver. Look at that line again. It's gold and that's what he starts with. You think he'd hold back? Nope. The dude is an ALL-TIME manager too that doesn't get the respect he deserves. He believed in the 3-run homer. He believed in batting splits. He was ahead of his time, both in arguing and as a manager. Plus, no one and I mean NO ONE got ejected like Earl. 

YOU DO IT AGAIN AND I'LL KNOCK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR NOSE. 

Laugh out loud funny when Weaver goes back for a third time. He was NOT done. Shout out Earl. Shout out Orioles Magic. Fuck this ump. Have a Tuesday folks.