Texas Man Treats Me Like The Liberal Bitch I Am

Never in my life would I have thought that I’d be owned for trying to make an ax handle from just a log yet here we are. This really put a damper on my day. I thought I was gonna have a nice piece of green mesquite wood instead I’m left absolutely flaccid.

Is there some type of beef between fire wood guys and carpenters? Fire wood guys just wanna burn wood and carpenters are just looking to build hobbit houses from salvaged wood that was laying by the side of the road? Seems extremely reductionistic to me, yet: the proof is in the fairy pudding.  

That being said, one thing I’ve learned in this process is that wood workers, craftsmen, and firewood guys will absolutely shit down your throat if step outside their typical purview. Two measures; one cut? More like one firewood guy and one cuck. Smh (no disrespect to Jerry Falwell Jr. We’re all entitled to our own sexual proclivities. As far as I’m concerned, may a thousand blossoms bloom.)