We've Got A Woman Overboard In The Haulover Inlet!

Jesus Christ, lay off the throttle dad. Actually scratch that, you gotta hit the throttle in the Halouver otherwise it'll eat you alive. Don't be like this guy....

Be like this guy: 

Get it? You basically jut have to goose it and hope for the best. Kind of like the buffoon who jumped off the back of the boat trying to rescue his lady. What an idiot. You can see him taking a dive here…

Unless he's a rescue swimmer he may as well be dead. Thank god for the guys on Jetski's who patrol for this kind of situation. I can't imagine how many people they scoop up on a daily basis. The good news is both her and her mans appear to have been rescued. You can watch the entire mission below…

Just another day in the Haulover, brah. Glad everyone is okay. 

PS: One last thing, don't sit on the railing of the boat in the most turbulent inlet in the entire country. You might go over board. Thanks.