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YOWZA!!! Don't know who Fiona is yet? Well shame on you! Over 1 MILLION people already appreciate Miss Barron, and you should, too! At least before she melts the Interwebs to the ground with her BEAUTY! Good for Fiona to be fighting the good fight, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less! Down with Covid-19! Up with personal health and beauty! Go Fiona go!
FIONA BREAK: Let's check in on Fortnight Boy to see what he's up to! Tell him I'm getting his PAGEVIEWS for him!
BACK TO FIONA!!!
Thank you, Fiona! Thank you!