Am I Still The Worst Gamer Ever If I Can Get A Warzone Victory...WITHOUT FIRING A SINGLE BULLET?

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No.  No I can not be considered the Worst Gamer Ever.  Maybe if I got carried to the victory on the shoulders of giants, but did that happen if I LED THE TEAM IN KILLS WITH NO BULLETS???  

5 killGame, set, match: Reality.  See, at our heart we're a pacifist.  Don't need violence to prosper.  Do bullets help?  Of course.  But we don't need them to survive and conquer.  Take notes, humanity.  

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