Last summer on the now-deceased Yak Aftershow, I was in the middle of reading the categories to my makeshift trivia game show when I faced the sudden realization that I was likely on pace to get cancelled if I continued the broadcast. Here are the ones I made it through:
Dunkin’ Donuts New Poppyseed Bagel
The Opioid Crisis in Massachusetts
Early 2000s Middle School Dance Hits
The Rise and Fall of R. Kelly
Are Kelly Kapowski and Zach Morris the Hottest Television Couple of all Time?
Can Leveon Bell Save the Jets?
Sam Darnold’s Personal Life
The Mile High Club
The Dangers of Sex in a Hot Air Balloon
“Pop! Goes the Weasel” and Other Children’s Classics
Jack in the Box’s New BBQ Bacon Double Cheeseburger
Caitlyn Jenner’s Favorite Hotel Waffles
Belgian Growth Hormones (And Other Western European PEDs)
Things Your Parents Made You Finish Before Dessert
Boston Cream Pies
The Incest Crisis in Massachusetts
Is Tom Brady the Best Patriot of All Time?
George Washington’s Greatest Roles
The Rise and Fall of the One Dollar Bill
“Making it Rain” and Other Strip Club Trends
Mother Nature’s Vagina
Was Mona Lisa a Lesbian?
The Portrait Orientation Lock
How to Expand Your Views on Pornography
The History of the Black Mass
African American Popes
Kerry Washington’s Greatest Roles
Michael Jackson’s Google History
Is it Possible to Get Consent from a Baby
Why Did Wesley Snipes Get Cut from the New Blade Cast?
White Men Can’t Jump and Other Caucasian Stereotypes
The Rise and Fall of Christopher Reeve
“Old Town Road” And Other Smash Hits Involving Horses
Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to reveal what was originally on those cards (they have been shredded/burned/flayed), but here are some appropriate-for-work alternative categories that could follow "OLD TOWN ROAD" AND OTHER SMASH HITS INVOLVING HORSES while keeping the same general theme of the show. (Pretend to read them in my game show host voice and cadence)
Which category do you think you'd be the most knowledgable in?