It Was Diletta Leotta's Birthday And We All Forgot To Wish Her A Happy Birthday Like A Bunch Of Dummies

Goddamnit Reags! Yeah, I'm talking third person here. Goddamnit Reags! This is your Internet girlfriend (no biggie) and you just completely forgot her 29th birthday. How do you blow that? We all should have been wishing her a happy birthday. The last one of the 20s! People freak out about that shit. Well let me be the first to wish Diletta Leotta a belated happy 29th birthday.

Oh and who is she? She's a soccer reporter in Italy. Everyone say hi and happy birthday to Diletta: