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VANESSA DA GODDESS!!! WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!! ESPECIALLY TO THE WAP!!! What a queen that Vanessa sure is! Good for her to be expressing herself via Twerk on TikTok, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less! Down with Covid-19! Up with dancing and loving life! Go Vanessa go!
VANESSA BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy for me, please! He STINKS at PAGEVIEWS so I need to do his job for him! Tell him that!
BACK TO VANESSA!!!
Thank you, Vanessa! Thank you!