Not only is Mike Trout the father of the Mariners (this was his 42nd home run against them), he's also now the father of a future Hall of Fame Baseball player. So what does he do in his first at-bat since the birth of his child? Goes yard, just a GOAT doing GOAT things. It's not surprising that he did this, he shows off for us regular fans on the regular, and now that he has dad strength? It's over. We thought Trout was something special before he had sex, shame on us. Hope he gets on Podfathers soon too.