CAUTION: This Beats By Dre Spot Featuring Marcus Mariota May Make You Wet

Aloha, bitches! Whether it’s via tears or ejaculation you’re most likely drenched in some sort of fluid. My advice to you would be to tread lightly. Not too sure what this has to do with Beats By Dre, but that’s neither here nor there. All it shows is St. Marcus Of Mariota is a humble, hardworking man ready to take the league by storm. Hopefully the only thing overrated and overpriced in this commercial is the headphones that made Dr. Dre a gazillionarie on hype alone.

See you at the draft party on the Walt Whitman everyone!