A Washed-Up Britney Spears Falls And Sprains Her Ankle During Vegas Concert

she falls literally at the last second but if you want to watch a washed up performer for two minutes, by all means be my guest

GIVE IT UP, BRITNEY!  I can’t take it anymore. She needs to hang ‘em up.  She’s only 33 (Really?  33? I was expecting mid-40s) but it doesn’t matter. I don’t care how many zeroes are on those Las Vegas checks.  Have some goddamn dignity.  She’s an absolute shell of her former self.  If she continues down this path it’s only a matter of time before she’s sticking her tongue down a rapper’s throat on stage causing the rapper to puke everywhere.  Yes, the fall was the big moment in that video but it was really just the cherry on top of the sadness sundae.  The whole video is pitiful.  She doesn’t have it anymore.  It’s all gone.  Back in the day, her hip thrusts used to make me ejaculate on the spot.  What I watched there made my dick wanna crawl up inside my body and never come out.  I’d also like to add that this harsh assessment of her shit performance comes from a place of love.  Nobody loved Britney more back in the day than yours truly.  She was the best of the best in her prime.  But she’s gotta know when to cut her losses.  We’re watching MJ on the Wizards with her and I can’t stand on the sidelines and just let it happen.