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Fellas, Show Your Lady You Care By Treating Her To A Vibrator Facial

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Listen, times are tough. We're not living our lives in a manner we're accustomed to, our daily activities are limited, and unfortunately, it's unlikely things will go back to normal any time soon. Maybe it's not what you want to hear, but it's the truth and the sooner you accept it, the faster you can do something about it. 

Especially if your relationship is falling apart. 

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On the one hand, you could view the destruction of your relationship as a blessing in disguise. If you thought your partner was your perfect match at the beginning of quarantine and now you can't stand the sight of their face, that's probably a good indication you two are not meant to be. It's likely you would have figured this out at some point anyway, so big high-five to the lockdown for saving you a lot of time, unpleasantries, and money. 

On the other hand… maybe you two are just bored? Most couples are not built to last through four months of constant, uninterrupted, isolated one-on-one time. Between work, family, and friends there is always some sort of outing that creates a separation between you and your partner and gives you the space necessary to miss one another. 

So how do you keep the flame lit when relationships already require effort and hard work under ordinary circumstances, much less unimaginable collapse? 

If you can't take the girl to the spa, you take the spa to the girl. 

I'll be honest, I've never once looked at a vibrator and thought, "Hmm, maybe I should roll this bad boy all over my face." But now am I a little curious? Fo sho, especially after wearing a face mask all day. And I'm willing to bet your girl will be too. 

First of all, look at Toni Braxton's makeup-free face - it is GLOWING! Every single woman wants that Braxton glow! She claims that specific vibrator has never been used on any other body part (yeah, ok), so you can't attribute her radiance to… a special residue; it must be the vibrations. Maybe it's the stimulation, the blood flow, or a combo of both, but you don't need to be a rocket scientist to know vibrations =  good. 

Secondly, romance doesn't just grow on trees, you have to work for it. And with so many things out of reach at the moment, you have to be thoughtful and creative in showing your person just how special they are to you. Perhaps in 2019, a spa gift certificate would have cut it, but we're living in 2020 where intimate massages from strangers could literally be deadly. Today, you have to create an at-home spa for your lady and really show her care by giving her the glowing facial she deserves. 

That's romance.