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AARON JUDGE CALLED GAME AND IS COMING FOR BARRY BONDS

AARON JUDGE IS BEYOND GOD MODE. GOD WISHES HE WAS AARON JUDGE. HOLY SHIT. 

I mean holy moly that was AWESOME. I'm out of breath. I might pass out. 2-0 pitch Matt Barnes, noted Yankees fan, hangs a curveball down the dick. What in the world were you thinking dude? 468 feet. 107 mph off the bat. Game over. Ball game. Just look at Devers the moment they pan to the field. Incredible. Another great call by Matty V by the way. No fans in the stands to go nuts for that bomb but Matty V brought the fire. 

I know the Red Sox are a horrible baseball team and sweeping them is expected, but to win like that just when you think they'd steal Sunday Night Baseball and have something to hang onto, Judge rips their out and smashes it to smithereens. Fuck you Carrabis. What a fucking blast. There is just nothing you can do to get this man out right now. Is calling Judge a man insulting at this point? He's a god. He's immortal. He's to human at all. You have to give him the Bonds treatment or he's going to destroy you. There's nothing you can do to get him out right now. Nothing. Either walk him or face your demise. His 2017 run was incredible, but I've never seen this. Pitchers are going to wake up tomorrow and opt out of the season to avoid facing him. 

What happens if he breaks Barry Bonds' home run record in 60 games? I'm simply asking the question. 

As A-Rod said: "Tiger Woods. Michael Jordan. LeBron James. Aaron Judge." Yeah sure! He never went back to that comment to explain himself, just said it and let it go. Incredible. I'm all in. 7-1. Tied for the best start in franchise history. I'm having a blast folks. 

DO NOT CANCEL THIS SEASON I SWEAR TO GOD. 

P.S. What a cover for the run line

P.P.S. I don't want this to go unnoticed. Mike Tauchman's 2 out steal to get on 2nd for DJ won the game. DJ knocks it through to tie it because that's all he does with RISP and takes some pressure off of Judge, allowing him to go blast off. No one will talk about that, but it was enormous.