Must See TV Tonight: Best Pitching Hitter In Baseball On The Bump
Big Sexy on the hill tonight. Best pitching hitter in baseball. And I hope Max Scherzer tunes in to see just how electric he is at the plate. That way he can finally pipe down with all his talk about the DH in the National League. Spouting off about how the fans dont want to see pitchers hit. In case you hadnt noticed, Max – the most exciting thing in baseball right now is Bartolo Colon in the batters box. You really dont think people want to see this:
Because they do. Its appointment television. First pitch at 7:10 tonight, make sure you’re tuned in around to 8pm for Tolo’s first at bat of the night. Its Must See TV.
Oh and as an aside, Big Sexy heading out there hoping to start the season 5-0. He’d be the first met since Pedro started 5-0 in 2006 and the franchise record to start the season is 7-0 by Frank Viola. Getcha sexy on.