Yoenis Cespedes Did Not Show Up For Today's Game With The Braves And The Mets Don't Know Where He Is

We are just over a week into this fake coronaseason and the Mets have completely devolved into a full blown craziness. The bullpen has blown unforgivable leads, the offense has come up short countless times, and now Yoenis Cespedes has just disappeared. Now as someone that has covered pro athletes missing games for all three of my favorite pro sports teams during my relatively short time here at Barstool, I know how crazy this can be. Hopefully Yo shows up just fine ASAP and everything's okay because the longer we go without an update, the scarier it gets.