Want To See The Saddest Thing In The World? Here's A Selfie Arm!

(Source) – Artists Aric Snee and Justin Crowe bring us the Selfie Arm. It’s a selfie stick that looks like a human arm, making it look like you have a pal to take your photo. Sad if you’re the kind of person who actually has friends, perfect for those of us who have none.

Real torn on this thing. On the one hand, extremely sad. Unbelievably sad. Like you died, your 100 pet cats ate your eyes, no one knew about you dying until your neighbors smelled it then no one came to your funeral and the medical examiner just threw you in the dumpster sad. But on the other hand? We’ve often joked that fancy dildos have taken away the need for men. But we still could fall back on cute Instagram pics. Chicks needed us for that. Couldn’t get those double taps without your boyfriend’s arm around you at the pumpkin patch or dragging you to the water at the beach. But this kind of kills that for us. You double up a robot dildo with a zombie selfie arm and we’re pretty much useless. Chicks need to make their friends jealous of their relationship on social media and cum (in that order) soooo we might be in some trouble.