People Explaining Their Secret Sex Move Is A Fantastic Internet Video

Someone’s secret sex move is always interesting, no matter what. But just an awesome casting job done here. Top to bottom A+ commentary. Onto the breakdown!

Yoga balls? Wheelbarrow? Full nelson? This guy doesn’t have sex, he just happens to cum while exercising.

I was real out on this chick when she said it’s all about “listening” because I figured she meant listening and responding to each others’ bodies, on a deep level or some bullshit. But at the end when she reminds you that your butthole has pleasure receptors I realized that she meant “listening” like “when I say put it in my ass, do it.”

The kiss? Ugh. Kissing is disgusting and I won’t hear opinions stating otherwise. I’ve literally put my tongue in a butthole but your mouth grosses me out.

LOVE this chick. Ass smacking, fucking in mirrors, dirty talk, anal, and that little Aubrey Plaza thing she’s got going on. All works. Call me.

BOOOOOOO!!! Who brought the square to the party? Hey man we’re talking about anal and yoga ball fucking over here, take your candles, eye contact, and romantic poems then go kick rocks.

Ball squeezing in doggy? Hell yeah, girl! Anchor me down while I take a drown in that pussy while you’re squirting all over the place! Let’s get fucking wild!

Yo WHAT is this guy doing? So confidently says “in a minute or two minutes, they’ll have an orgasm.” Bro explain more! Go into detail! You look like you’re just cooking dinner on her back, holding a big cauldron and whipping up mashed potatoes. Are you putting a finger in her ass? BEcause I do that all the time and I don’t think I’ve ever made a girl cum. How did this guy not get more screen time and a follow up?