Woman Stealing $1,500 Worth Of Perfume Caught On Camera Wearing A "Won't Be Caught" T-Shirt

The Smoking Gun- A woman wearing a t-shirt with the words “Won’t Be Caught” is being sought by police in connection with the theft last month of nearly $1500 worth of merchandise from a beauty supply store in Florida. Police today released store surveillance images of the suspect and a female accomplice in an attempt to generate information from the public as to the identity of the two women. According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office, the women swiped $1478 in cologne and perfume from Tampa’s Ulta Beauty Supply store during the March 15 heist. The stolen goods were placed in a bag that one woman had stashed in her purse. Investigators report that the duo “fled the scene in a newer model bright blue Hyundai.” The suspects are each described as 5’ 5” tall and 200 pounds.

I mean I guess technically she’s not wrong…….yet.  This lady is still at large with her $1,500 in perfume.  So if her definition of “caught” is being in handcuffs at the police station then she’s absolutely right.  Her shirt is just her way of giving zero fucks about the law and waving it right in their face.  I kinda like that attitude if we’re being honest.  It’s badass.  It’s ballsy.  It’s the kind of brashness I like in my criminals.  However, I would argue that a big part of “won’t be caught” is not getting caught on camera with your face in clear view.  Because I’m pretty sure that’s gonna get you eventually caught 100 times out of 100.  If she gets away and the cops never ever find her?  Then I’m willing to admit I was wrong.  But once an APB goes out (I hear that in cop shows all the time, not totally sure what it means) she’s probably fucked.  Enjoy that perfume while you can.

PS- These criminal geniuses were brought to you by the lovely state of Florida.  Like you hadn’t already guessed that.