Study Determines The Exact Ideal Times For Men And Women To Have Sex

Daily Mail - Women are night owls when it comes to passion in the bedroom, while men favour the early morning approach.  A new study has shown that women most desire sex at 11.21pm – but men’s optimum time for passion is more than 15 hours earlier at 7.54am. Despite a busy day in the office or running errands, the fairer sex are most likely to feel passionate between 11pm and 2am. Men are far more inclined to feel sexy before midday though, with the preferred time slot of between 6am and 9am.  It is no wonder that couples can sometimes struggle to maintain a healthy sex life, when they feel frisky at such different times.  68 per cent of women and 63 per cent of men have dated someone whose sex drive was different from their own.  The difference in the sexes’ optimum moment for passion is revealed in a new survey of 2,300 people by sex toy brand Lovehoney which looked at couples’ mismatched sex drives.  While men feel at their friskiest first thing in the morning, just 11 per cent of women feel most passionate at this time. Desire levels for women rise throughout the day and reach their peak between 11pm and 2am. But just 16 per cent of men want to make love just before they go to sleep. The study also found that people tend to settle down with partners who have similar sex drives to their own.

Welp doesnt get any more polar opposite than that. First thing in the morning vs last thing at night. Chicks laying in bed awake soaking wet while their man wants to catch the end of the west coast NBA game, dudes waking up with morning wood and all their girlfriends can say is “I’m hungry. Lets get breakfast.” Thats a recipe for a lot of lonely dicks and vaginas.

I’m not gonna be a hardo here and say I want to fuck 24 hours a day like some sort of lion. There are definitely times where the thought of getting naked and doing a little bit of cardio on top of a chick sounds absolutely miserable to me. But I think about having sex the same way I think about being lazy on vacation. Let me explain – every year we have the week between Christmas and New Year’s “off.” Meaning we only have to put up a couple blogs today. And during that week I do absolutely NOTHING. For like 10 straight days I try to avoid the internet. I write and record as little as possible. I dont go outside because its cold as shit. I just order Seamless and watch Netflix like 24 hours a day. And it gets to the point after like 7 days that I’m almost bored of it. 3 more days of nothing sounds kinda miserable. But I realize that this is the only time of year I can do this. That when next Monday rolls around and its back to the blog grind, I’m gonna wish I could be doing nothing again. I’m gonna miss that laziness. So I need to capitalize when the time is right and soak up all that laziness even if it reaches a point where I really dont want to anymore.

Thats how I view sex at this point as a married man. What time is ideal for sex for me? Anytime my wife wants to have it. I need to capitalize on those times. So it might be midnight. It might be 6am. It might be in the middle of the goddam grocery store. It could be in the middle of a playoff game. It could be a time I absolutely dont want to, but I say to myself “this the only time of year I can do this. I gotta capitalize.” Beggars cant be choosers. I dont care what the little hand and the big hand says. When she gives the green light, I give the green light.