I Knew Exactly What Was About To Happen And I Still Felt Physical Pain Watching It

 

I saw that caption, looked at the picture, and knew EXACTLY what was about to happen. You just know something bad is about to go down. That this man is 3 seconds away from drinking out of a straw and pissing in a bag for the rest of his life. And then I clicked play, I watched it, I thought during it "damn it would be really fun to have a trampoline lined up right next to a pool" and thennnnnn….

 

 

YUP.

 

 

I cannot believe his buddy laughed. That was a hearty chuckle he had while watching his friend tombstone piledrive himself. I felt the vertebrae in my neck condense like an accordion watching that happen, and his buddy thought he was watching an episode of Seinfeld. 

 

I guess the moral of this story is leave the pool tricks to the professionals.