Monkey Has Outrageously Large Cock

Good gracious alive. Last time I saw a penis that big was never. That thing is just chillin between his leg like a SOCUM dude who rides on the side of a little bird waiting to assist brothers-in-arms who are attempting to exfil a hot location with great haste.

Big dick. Fast ropes. That’s the life of a monkey who enjoys the tasty treats of packaged Twinkies while his tasty package isn’t dinky or dinghy. Call that monkey’s penis Bertie Higgins cause it’s a yacht cock.