Start Your Day Off With A Roller Coaster Of Emotions From Steve Ballmer During Last Night's Unbelievable Clippers/Spurs Game

Screaming to the point of an aneurysm

DeAndre Jordan…..OH MY GOD

Dweeb to some, Basketball Genius to others.

Dap that shit up! Orrrr not.

And finally the look, you know the one, this one.

The fuck, we’re screwed so I’m going to just sit here and silently eat my towel and hope no one notices. Been there Ballmer, mine was a chance to win 25k for doing literally nothing and yours was concerning a 2 billion dollar investment but still, been there.

As for the actual game, by far the best first round series in the NBA playoffs. Had some vintage Tim Duncan, some out of this world CP3, a beat up Tony Parker, a beast Blake Griffin, a cameo from Austin Rivers, yes Austin Rivers, bad officiating, including CP3 4th quarter technical, and the game last night coming down to the final possession and a last second offensive goaltending call by DeAndre Jordan, which was the right call even though the rules will most likely change in the coming years.

But don’t you dare tell Ballmer that