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Myles Jones Might Want To Lay Low For A While, Pretty Certain This Truck Stick Is Illegal In Most States

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a grown ass man. Also, probably a Wanted man because I'm almost positive something as vicious as this is considered a felony in the state of Utah. So Myles Jones might want to lay low for a while. But still. Curtis Dickson shouldn't have been standing there. We say it time and time and time again. Get off the tracks when the train in coming through, unless you have a death wish. I guess Curtis Dickson was ready for his time to come. 

Oh and for all you knobs out there who feel the need to hate on lacrosse but also consider yourself to be Patriots fans, you might want to get yourself acquainted with Myles Jones now because it's only a matter of time before Bill decides to add him to the roster. 

What a game for Myles Jones, though. This was an 11pm start for everyone on the east coast and the 1st half of this game STUNK. 3-1 Chaos lead heading into halftime. But the Redwoods were already 0-2 in group play, and this was a personal revenge game for Myles since the Chaos traded him in the offseason. So he went into the locker room at halftime, just said fuck it and decided to Alpha everybody else on the field in the 2nd half. He blew up Curtis Dickson at the midfield line and drew an offside call. He had a goal a little earlier in the quarter. 

And then he had the assist on the Ryder Garnsey OT game winner after again being the biggest, baddest dude on the field. 

A goal, a game winning assist, and a body. Not a bad night for Myles Jones. 

By the way, that Ryder Garnsey OT goal obviously never happens without this absolutely preposterous Tim Troutner save earlier in overtime. My god. 

What a freak. What a win for the Redwoods. Ridiculously ugly game at times but a win is a win, especially when its your first. 

Tonight we've got Whipsnakes vs Atlas on NBCSN at 7pm ET. Then it's 2-0 Chrome vs 2-0 Archers at 9:30pm on NBC Sports Gold. 7 games down, 13 to go.