Man In Florida Arrested While Wearing The Most Perfect Shirt

HP - The 40-year-old Florida man was sporting a telling T-shirt when he was arrested Thursday in connection with a series of vehicle burglaries in Naples. It read: “Warning: I Do Dumb Things,” according to the Florida Sun-Sentinel. Deputies said one surveillance video shows Durham breaking into a car after smashing the window, while another shows him walking around a parking lot and attempting to open car doors, according to the Naples Herald. Officers also said they saw the suspect attempting another car break-in earlier this month. Durham was collared on charges of grand theft, burglary, and criminal mischief. Authorities said Durham admitted to committing the crimes at the time of his arrest, NBC-2.com reports.

Have to respect the honesty. It’s like when parents shame their kids by making them wear signs on the side of the road, he just cut out the middle man and did it himself. How can police or a judge possibly hate on him for that? Just look at that guy, he’s so jovial. So happy. He knows he’s not a smart guy. He’s just happy go lucky, going to steal some cars to his heart’s content.  And he’s not even doing it maliciously or anything like that. He’s just a party animal. He makes the most out of any situation.  In his brain, walking around a parking lot trying to steal cars was just an idea of fun on a Thursday afternoon. Probably used the Chip “I didn’t know I couldn’t do that” excuse, but wasn’t lying.

PS: Earlier this year, another guy was arrested while wearing the same shirt. Need these two hooligans on the Amazing Race ASAP.