<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>This Guy Sucks At Looting</title><script src="https://d9rde3y35j061.cloudfront.net/script.js"></script><script src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/embed.js" async></script><style>.union__content{font-family:-apple-system,HelveticaNeue,Roboto,sans-serif;font-weight:400;font-size:1.05rem;color:#5a5b5d;word-wrap:break-word;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0 5px 20px 5px}.union__content p{padding:0;margin:0 0 16px 0}.union__content img{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:0 0 16px 0}.union__content .ym{margin:0 0 16px 0}.union__content p a{color:#377dc4}.union__content .oembed__wrapper{margin:0 0 15px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){display:block;margin:0 0 16px 0;padding:4px 12px;border-left:4px solid #77889a;font-style:italic;background:#f0f4f8;text-align:left;border-radius:0 6px 6px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video) p{font-style:italic}.union__content blockquote,q{quotes:none}.union__content iframe{max-width:100%}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer .bs-videoPlayer__container,.union__content video-js,.wp-video{width:100%!important;height:0!important;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 16px 0}.wp-video video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer__container>iframe{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:none}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.union__content,body,html{background:#1c1c1c;color:#f1f1f1}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){border-left:4px solid #367dc4;background:#272c35}}</style></head><body class="union__content"><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--vine"><div style="left:0;width:100%;height:0;position:relative;padding-bottom:100%"><iframe src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/8jZrLK" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" style="top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute"></iframe></div></figure><p> </p><p> </p><div id="Zedo-In-Read" data-union-ad></div><div id="z98e9b305-152e-496a-8c94-a40b4d43fd49" style="display:none"></div><script>!function(e,t){tagsync=!0;var a=window[e];if(tagsync){var n=document.createElement("script");n.src="https://3874.tm.zedo.com/v1/1702b88d-bce1-4f4b-b355-f2525b5075c6/atm.js",n.async=!0;var c=document.getElementById(t);if(null==c||"undefined"==c)return;c.parentNode.appendChild(n,c),n.onload=n.onreadystatechange=function(){new zTagManager(t).initTagManager(t,a,this.aync,1,1)}}else document.write("<script src='https://3874.tm.zedo.com/v1/1702b88d-bce1-4f4b-b355-f2525b5075c6/tm.js?data="+e+"'><\/script>")}("datalayer","z98e9b305-152e-496a-8c94-a40b4d43fd49")</script><p>So simple.  So funny.   Cue the man hit in groin with football video….</p><p> </p><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--youtube"><div style="left:0;width:100%;height:0;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.2493%"><iframe src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/K7QNER" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" style="top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute"></iframe></div></figure><p> </p><p>PS – I think I just came up with another billion dollar idea.  I just can’t figure out the final logistics of how to make it work.  We need controlled rioting.   Like yeah I know rioting and looting is generally frowned upon.  Nobody wants their city to burn down.     But god damn it produces a ton of blogworthy stuff.   If you could just figure out how to have riots without damage I’d really have something.   Maybe a Big Cat business plan idea.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p></body></html>

<figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--vine"><div style="left:0;width:100%;height:0;position:relative;padding-bottom:100%"><iframe src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/8jZrLK" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" style="top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute"></iframe></div></figure><p> </p><p> </p><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div><p>So simple.  So funny.   Cue the man hit in groin with football video….</p><p> </p><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--youtube"><div style="left:0;width:100%;height:0;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.2493%"><iframe src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/K7QNER" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" style="top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute"></iframe></div></figure><p> </p><p>PS – I think I just came up with another billion dollar idea.  I just can’t figure out the final logistics of how to make it work.  We need controlled rioting.   Like yeah I know rioting and looting is generally frowned upon.  Nobody wants their city to burn down.     But god damn it produces a ton of blogworthy stuff.   If you could just figure out how to have riots without damage I’d really have something.   Maybe a Big Cat business plan idea.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>

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