Happy 49th Birthday To The Man, The Myth, The Legend

I’d be remiss if I didn’t at least mention that today is the birthday of The Man, The Myth, The Legend.  Mr. John Patrick Daly turns 49 today.  Your favorite golfer.  Your Dad’s favorite golfer.  Your favorite golfer’s favorite golfer.  The greatest American, living or dead.  An inspiration to fat golfers and fat Americans everywhere.  I’d even venture to say he’s even the greatest human being to ever exist.  He’s a hard-drinking, chain-smoking, long-hitting whale of a man who women want and men want to be.  The man who lost over $55 million+ in gambling in his life.  The man who drinks 75 diet cokes a day.  The man with countless ex wives.  The man who has hit on more Hooters waitresses than there are stars in the sky.  Here’s to 49 more you beautiful bastard.  If you live your life by one motto, live it by this.  Hit It Hard.  No layin’ up, no holdin’ back.  That’s how JD does it.