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The Marlins Season Is On Pause


Welp. We were wondering what MLB was going to do after the Nats decided they weren't going to travel to Florida to play the Marlins....




And now we have our answer. The Marlins are officially on pause. Incredible. Just removing a team from the schedule. Their opponents don't get wins (yet), but who knows what happens to these games. It's such a mess. Will we be seeing a shit ton of second half double headers? And what happens if another team gets just as bad of an outbreak? Let us pray we don't even have to worry about that. Or the alternative, just turn MLB into the Hunger Games. Last team alive wins. MLB wants to get nuts, let's get nuts.