How About The Balls On This Kid From Game Of Thrones Complaining About Having Pretend Sex With Natalie Dormer
Maybe some Game of Thrones spoilers in this blog? Not totally sure. I left some spaces to be safe because I hate spoiling shit for people. If you’re even a little bit worried, don’t scroll.
MTV- But even more visually shocking for readers and viewers alike was the love scene between King Tommen Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell — which, again, never happens in the books, due to the large age difference between the two characters. They made Tommen a bit older on the series, but actor Dean-Charles Chapman was still 16 years old when he filmed the scene… while his scene partner Natalie Dormer was 33. “It was very disturbing,” Chapman told MTV News over the phone on Monday, after he watched his first love scene on the big screen. “Normally when my stuff’s on the telly, I don’t watch my own bits. But this was such a big scene for my character, so I checked it out… I found out about that scene by reading the script, and I was really shocked. I didn’t think it would have gone down like that on screen. I was nervous to just be pretend marrying Natalie Dormer.” As “disturbing” and Kylie-and-Tyga-esque as it was to view on screen, however, Chapman added that his time on set was made easier by the calming presence of Dormer, who is a seasoned pro at this sort of thing by now.
This fucking kid. Spitting directly in my face with those quotes. “Having fake sex with Natalie Dormer was disturbing. I didn’t think it’d be like that.” Dude, shut your mouth. Close your eyes and enjoy it. But definitely don’t close your eyes. Sneak every peak you can while Natalie Dormer is kinda sorta naked and on top of you. She’s the hottest chick on the show and I won’t accept any other nominations. Everything she does gives me a boner. At this point (since I don’t know what’s happening on the show, big surprise) every time I watch GOT I’m just hoping Dormer gets naked. It’s what keeps me coming back. And for this kid to have the audacity to complain about fake boning her is insulting. I guess he thinks it’s weird because their ages are so much different? Get a clue. There’s 15 year olds sleeping with 30 year old teachers all across this great nation. It’s a thing of beauty. And I can guarantee none of the teachers are even close to as hot as Dormer is. Sit back and enjoy this, bud. I don’t want to see any more quotes about how it sucks having Margaery Tyrell have pretend sex with you. My life sucks enough as is without hearing things like that.
Roll it!
