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The Rock Absolutely DOES NOT Skip Leg Day


He's a mad man. I don't even know what else to type. The Rock is a certified mad man. I'm convinced he has some sort of sleep deprivation medicine or machine because he somehow films 7 movies, 4 TV shows, produces 3 others, runs businesses, and works out all day every day. Oh and has a family and has to find a way to eat 15,000 calories a day. And lord knows what else going on, all while being the most likable celebrity in the universe. Honestly it sounds downright exhausting. Like no joke, I got out of breath a bit writing what all his jobs are. But this dude is still out there making his thighs weigh more than my entire body. I would not be shocked to learn you could cut the rock right at the waist and his dong and legs weigh more than me. Would pummel me at RnR, no questions asked.

I honestly don't know how he does it. He should be studied. He's got to be inching close to billionaire status at this point (I don't trust those web searches that spit out numbers, they have no idea about investments and things like that). The Rock went from being a nearly cut wrestler who the crowds DESPISED to the biggest and most popular wrestler in the world, to the Tooth Fairy, to the biggest action movie star we've seen...maybe ever? Plus he does buddy comedy films with Kevin Hart on the side. It's remarkable. And he's probably still going to have 1 final Wrestlemania match down the line. I don't know how you pin those boulders of legs he has, but someone'll do it for his final match. 



PS: He's 48 freakin' years old. I don't know if this is inspiration or just...impressive. In 30 years he might finally look 30 years old. Legend.