Scottie Pippen's Daughter Arrested For Peeing In An Iowa Hotel Lobby

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Hey Iowa, smarten the fuck up. Scottie Pippen, 6 time NBA Champion, Hall of Famer, ever heard of him? His daughter just by sheer bloodline is the most important person to live in your state. You don’t arrest celebrities and famous people, you call them a cab and tell them to go on their way but you don’t arrest them. Try to act like you’ve been around royalty just once in your life. Preferential treatment is a real thing that needs to be practiced in circumstances like this. Scottie has to be getting mentally prepared for the Cavs and what puffy vest he will wear courtside, not worried about his daughter taking a piss in a hotel lobby. Not to mention half of the University of Iowa are Chicago kids who are Bulls fans, wake up guys. This is why we’re on television and you’re in a trailer park Iowa, lose some weight baby girl.
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What’s up with Scottie’s daughter going to that hotel multiple times? Is that like when your dog gets lost and he/she has that sixth sense to get home? Something is going on at that hotel that can’t be explained, I think an M Night Shyamalan movie started like this.


